Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Worst written

A competition to write the worst possible opening line.

http://www.bulwer-lytton.com/lyttony.htm

"The countdown had stalled at T minus 69 seconds when Desiree, the first female ape to go up in space, winked at me slyly and pouted her thick, rubbery lips unmistakably--the first of many such advances during what would prove to be the longest, and most memorable, space voyage of my career."

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